| | When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
you're there in the huddle
and you're standing in a puddle
diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle
and it splattered out like spackle
diarrhea, diarrhea
you're going out for a pass
and it blows right out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea
it's really flowing loose
like it's running through a goose
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at the store
and it's dripping on the floor
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you eat an extra cherry
and your belly's feeling scary
diarrhea, diarrhea
you're acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool
diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
diarrhea, diarrhea
that's the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're swimming in a pool
and you leave a trail of stool
diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach's really hurting
and your butt it starts a squirting
diarrhea, diarrhea
if your running really fast
cuz it's squirting out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea
if your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you feel you need to scream
cuz your butt spews out a cream
diarrhea, diarrhea
if your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you feel it start to drizzle
diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
diarrhea, diarrhea |
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